Bio - Brett

  • Nick Name(s): Mayhem, Earwax, and Tim

  • Age: Πr^2, where r = 1.423525087

  • What's your sign, beh-beh? Taurus

  • Occupation: Swordmaster/ Bounty Hunter/ Pirate

  • Relationship Status: Single

  • Sexual Preference: Wimmenz

  • Favorite RHPS character: Eddie

  • When did you join? 2009

  • Previous RHPS / Theater experience: I made some of the posters ☺

  • Hobbies: pillaging and swashbuckling, burning, killing, and beheading.

  • Favorite Band / Musical Artist: Pantera

  • Which RHPS Character would you date? Columbia

  • Favorite Rocky Horror Memory: I'll tell you when I get some.

  • Favorite Call-back line? "Hey Riff... how do you say Jell-O in Spanish?"

  • Do you have any tattoos? no

  • Favorite Color: Purple, the color of royalty

  • Kinks / Fetishes? Pterodactyls are sexy.

  • Favorite Bumper Sticker: I hate bumper stickers... they de-value your car.

  • Favorite Quote: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can."
      –Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

  • Vices: Vidya Games

  • What's in your pocket / purse / wallet right now? Ten grandfather clocks and a hat.

  • Favorite Website (no Lemon Party please): SomethingAwful.com

  • Favorite Beverage: Guinness

  • Boxers or Briefs? Boxers

  • And last but not least, do you like pie? Pie is awesome, because the cake is a lie.

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